a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(Source: maximumbuttitude)

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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

120,579 notes

worldfamousprofessor:

chuckquizmo:

i can’t believe [person] just [verb]ed at the [award show]

i can’t believe GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER (INVENTOR OF PEANUT BUTTER) just TRANSFORMED INTO A JET PLANE at the ACADEMY AWARDS

(Source: hokeyfright)

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

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between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

(Source: tharlk)

360,857 notes

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

261,657 notes

moonkistprincess:

elexuscal:

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

oh god i got Steve Carlsburg

I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my life

i got intern dana!!!! <3

I am the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home.

…not sure how to react to this.

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strangely-poetic:

PLEASE READ, VIRUS GOING AROUND
EDIT: Okay, so this is the 3rd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this is a virus, no matter what name it says, because they change the names and send it on different blogs please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. HERES A LIST OF ALL VIRUS BLOGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY SPREADING THE VIRUS:
roppew
labagaww
savvbuw
natrgliuk
manoblofg
beautifultatoos
rebeccadreaming
hellxe
lovecoolart
get-over-there
artwonersloveworld
Also, I’ve noticed that all of the blogs that I’ve gotten this message from has a really cliche title like “beautiful landscapes” or “beautiful tattoos” so please watch out for that too. Do not click it, reblog and spread this as quickly as you can. 
ALSO IF YOU KNOW OF ANY MORE VIRUS BLOGS PLEASE ADD THEM THANK YOU SO MUCH KEEP THE WORD GOING

strangely-poetic:

PLEASE READ, VIRUS GOING AROUND

EDIT: Okay, so this is the 3rd time that I’ve gotten this message. At first I was like “Oh yeah its just someone who’s trying to get themselves promoted or something but then I got this again and it doesn’t seem right because they changed their name to Victoria suddenly??? When I first got it it was Nathaly but this is a virus, no matter what name it says, because they change the names and send it on different blogs please reblog it because I don’t want anyone to get any viruses. HERES A LIST OF ALL VIRUS BLOGS THAT ARE CURRENTLY SPREADING THE VIRUS:

  • roppew
  • labagaww
  • savvbuw
  • natrgliuk
  • manoblofg
  • beautifultatoos
  • rebeccadreaming
  • hellxe
  • lovecoolart
  • get-over-there
  • artwonersloveworld
Also, I’ve noticed that all of the blogs that I’ve gotten this message from has a really cliche title like “beautiful landscapes” or “beautiful tattoos” so please watch out for that too. Do not click it, reblog and spread this as quickly as you can. 
ALSO IF YOU KNOW OF ANY MORE VIRUS BLOGS PLEASE ADD THEM THANK YOU SO MUCH KEEP THE WORD GOING

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